Shatterproof

Imagine being as resilient as a shatterproof ruler. You can't, can you? It's much too spectacular. I saw this but with the word 'Rad' on the Facebook page of somebody I don't really like, so naturally, I copied it, with a similarly stupid word. Doesn't it look so street? I'm the next Banksky, middle class people will be discussing me over their couscous any day now.